Islamic Jihadist Syed Rizwan Farook traveled to Saudi Arabia for several weeks in 2013 on the Hajj, the annual pilgrimage to Mecca that Muslims are required to take at least once in their lifetime, Allah willing. It was during this trip that he met Tashfeen Malik, a native of Pakistan who came to the United States on a “fiancée visa” and later became a lawful permanent resident. This Islamic Bonnie & Clyde team dropped their baby off at Grandma’s, then geared up for Jihad. They proceeded to a Christmas party for the San Bernardino County health department, where they executed and murdered 14 American Infidels. After being located & killed by the San Bernadino Police and Federal Agents – the Death Cult Couple was surprised when they arrived at the pearly gates. There, they were greeted by George Washington …
General George Washington at Valley Forge
“How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!” yells Mr. Washington, who then “bitch slaps” Syed Farook in the face.
Patrick Henry
Patrick Henry comes up from behind: “You wanted to deny Americans life & liberty, so they gave you death!” Henry punches Farook’s face and breaks his nose.
James Madison
James Madison comes up next, and says, “This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!” He drops a large blacksmith’s anvil on Tashfeen Malik, breaking her legs.
Tashfeen & Syed are then subjected to similar beatings and whip lashings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 67 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As they writhe on the ground, Thomas Jefferson gives them a few head kicks while down for good measure – picks them up, then hurls them back toward the gate where they are to be judged.
As the Death Cult Couple feels the heat – as they realize their final destination is actually HELL, they scream in unison, “This is not what we were promised!”
An angel replies: “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?”