Hat tip and kudos to The Federalist Papers Project I made a few edits – changed “Republican” to “Conservative”. Seemed to make more sense to me. I mean, who the hell knows what a “Republican” is anymore? Or a “RINO” politician? How can you be a “Republican In Name Only” when that’s what ya’ all are? Still very funny and so very true.
John Mueller – Armored Column
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Are You a Democratic, a Conservative, or a Southern Conservative?
Perhaps this short test can assist you in determining which way to vote in 2016.
Please answer the following question:
You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises his knife, and charges!
You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Well that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why an I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content to just wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
This is all very confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Southern Conservative’s Answer:
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
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Daughter: “Nice grouping Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips?”